What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How are retailers finding success in offering "pre-tariff" sales promotions?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Since when has Taylor Swift become a political journalist? What are her qualifications to recommend candidates for office? Johnathan Swift, maybe, but not Taylor?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

No go.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

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