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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:13

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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